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Yes Barry Smith (We removed Nigel’s name to protect his identity)

Thanks for uploading that 4/8k image onto the clients WordPress for your recent post. We do understand your passion for perfection, and losing any pixels is a crime.

Not only did the GTMetrix rating dip down to *F*, but the client now says it takes about 3 minutes to load his website. He wasn’t even impressed when we pointed out that they could now zoom into various nose hair bacteria on the person in the picture.

We’d love to introduce you to lossless compression, but afraid that adding 13 seconds of clicking to your already busy schedule is too much to ask.

We’ll increase our server capacity while you sort your shit out.

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